Tuesday, 7 August 2012

BBC Olympics....

Olympic fever is sweeping the nation!
BBC coverage rules...........IF you happen to like Gary Lineker and Claire fucking Balding.
You can't turn on the TV right now without seeing Linekers grinning big eared boat all covered in Walkers and her big round face covered in cake and something that smells like Sandi Toksvig....well......I think its something to do with her anyway! Christ on a bike.
Interviewing the winners as they finish a race is all very well if they've just won but when the fuckers just lost horrifically it can make for pretty painful viewing!
"Where do you think that race went wrong for you?".......
"Well primarily the race went wrong when I ran significantly slower than everyone else........and ultimately my failure was not to cross the line in front of those seven other REALLY FAST fuckers........apart from that Gary, my race went exactly to plan fuck you very much"
That and of course playing the Hawaii 5.0 theme over the entire coverage of the kayaking finals! 
I want to see the theme from Steptoe & Son played over all the equestrian coverage.
An "Baby got back" over the beach vollyball.
That is all.


  1. Hilarious mate . . . 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger' position, a chestnut.

  2. You know what Pete!?.........I think it probably is!!

  3. The one in blue looks in more pain than the one in red, do ya think she broke her finger?